Friends

Phoebe Buffay songs:

Smelly cat

smelly cat, smelly cat

What are they feeding you

Smelly cat, smelly cat

It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet

You're obviously not their favourite pet

You may not be a bed of roses

And you're no friend to those with noses

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Barnyard animals

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"

Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers.

Nowwwww chickens!

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Emma's Birthday

Emma, your name poses a dilemma,

because not much else rhymes with "Emma",

maybe the actor Richard Crenna,

he played the commanding officer in "Rambo".

Happy birthday Emma.

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Sticky Shoes

My favourite shoes so good to me

I wear them everyday

Down at the heel, holes in the toe

Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend, pals to the end

With them I'm one hot chicky

Though late one night

Not much light

I stepped in something icky

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes

Always makes me smile

Sticky shoes, sticky shoes

Next time I’ll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.